Em­ploy­ee an­swer­ing phone: Thank you for call­ing… (gets squirt­ed with sil­ly string) Aahh!
Cus­tomer: What?
Em­ploy­ee: I’m sor­ry, I just got shot in the face with some­thing.

Scotts Val­ley, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mari