Boss: Do you know where the gi­ga­bytes are? I need some more for my com­put­er.
Em­ploy­ee #1: What are you talk­ing about?
Boss: Are they in the clos­et?

He goes look­ing in the clos­et for about five min­utes.

Boss: Se­ri­ous­ly, do you know where more gi­ga­bytes are?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Maybe they’re in your pants.

N59W14909 Bobolink Av­enue
Menomonee Falls, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: LeeAnn Michaud