Cowork­er #1: May­on­naise or Mir­a­cle Whip?
Cowork­er #2: Mir­a­cle Whip. If I’m go­ing to eat a bowl of may­on­naise, I’m go­ing to­tal­ly cracker–Iowa style.

San­ta Mon­i­ca, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Amused and Grossed Out