Fe­male boss to two em­ploy­ees: Okay, we re­al­ly need to get you both on health in­sur­ance be­cause (point­ing at slut­ty em­ploy­ee) you’re gonna get knocked up and (point­ing at oth­er) you’re gonna squash your mel­on some­how.

As­pen, Col­orado

Over­heard by: wah wah wah­h­hh