Yup­pie an­a­lyst #1: Dude, that girl you took home last night was maybe a 3.
Yup­pie an­a­lyst #2: I mean…it was my birth­day, I had way too much to drink, I… (paus­es) You’re right…no excuses…she was a to­tal farm an­i­mal.

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