Caller: I need to speak to your me­te­o­rol­o­gist now.
Pro­duc­er: Sor­ry, she’s gone to din­ner.
Caller: But I re­al­ly need to know about the moon. Will she be say­ing any­thing about the moon tonight dur­ing the news?
Pro­duc­er: What are you, a were­wolf?

News Sta­tion
Jack­son, Mis­sis­sip­pi