Male cowork­er: Wait! What’s that word mean?
Fe­male cowork­er: What? “Fel­la­tio”?
Male cowork­er: Yeah, that.
Fe­male cowork­er: Oh, jeez. It means “oral sex.“
Male cowork­er: Ohh­hh. Hey, Su­san­na*, can I fel­la­tio you?

Der­ry, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: TacoSlinger