Cowork­er #1: We have a woman jan­i­tor now. Things have been awk­ward to say the least.
Cowork­er #2: Well, you can’t dis­crim­i­nate, though. Women jan­i­tors need to work too.
Cowork­er #1: Noth­ing like hav­ing her walk in on you while you are stand­ing at the urinal…or tak­ing a poop and hear some­body walk in and then walk out. And then when you ex­it the re­stroom, she is wait­ing out­side the door with rub­ber gloves and a can of Lysol.

Fair­mont, West Vir­ginia