Male VP: We’ll beat it off for now.
Fe­male gen­er­al coun­sel: We’ll beat it off for the next five years.
Con­sul­tant: That’s prob­a­bly the longest we can beat it off for.
Fe­male gen­er­al coun­sel: And then I’ll re­tire.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: If I so much as smile, I’ll get fired.