Sales as­so­ciate #1: So I might go to Japan.
Sales as­so­ciate #2: You should go. I would be Japan­ese as shit.
Sales as­so­ciate #1: The on­ly rea­son I would­n’t would be to get my de­gree in phar­ma­ceu­ti­cals.
Sales as­so­ciate #2: Oh. You should do that. I al­ways need drugs.

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