Voice on phone com­ing out of an of­fice: Re­al­ly? Be­cause I thought she on­ly had one tit.
(cube dweller swings head around in dis­be­lief)
Voice on the phone: You know like one of the Ama­zon ladies who shave their breasts off?
(cube dweller scur­ries away)

New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: David