Sec­re­tary #1: Is your boyfriend com­ing for Christ­mas?
Sec­re­tary #2: Yeah! He’s in med school in Seat­tle study­ing to be an ER doc, so I don’t get to see him much.
Fe­male doc­tor, just com­ing in­to room: Them! Don’t get me start­ed on ER docs!
Sec­re­tary #1: Oh?
Doc­tor: They can’t keep their pants on–and the mar­ried ones are worse!

Al­bany Gen­er­al Hosp­tial
Al­bany, Ore­gon