Of­fice bim­bo #1, at an of­fice potluck: Well, I knew she would like my buns bet­ter than John’s. His buns are all squishy and white, mine have seeds and nuts in them.
Of­fice bim­bo #2: Well, I am glad she just kept her hands off of my buns.

Al­bu­querque, New Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Mon­i­tor of the Bore-ato­ri­um