Of­fice girl #1: She talks about him like he poops gold or some­thing. Would­n’t it be great to poop gold?
Of­fice girl #2: Um, no not re­al­ly.
Of­fice girl #1: Think about it. It’s gold.
Of­fice girl #2: Okay, I guess so. But, I mean, would it still smell?

Charleston, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Peps