Boss, walk­ing over to two fe­male em­ploy­ees read­ing The Fi­nan­cial Times: Is that pa­per pink? What pa­per is that?
Un­der­ling: It’s spe­cial. Just for girls.
Boss, cau­tious­ly: Oh, okay. Car­ry on.

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia