Boss: I think I’ll have a sand­wich now.
Em­ploy­ee: Okay, cool.
Boss: What’s cool about that?
Em­ploy­ee: Noth­ing.
Boss: Why’d you say it then?
Em­ploy­ee: You’re so dif­fi­cult!
Boss: No, you’re dif­fi­cult!

New Zealand

Over­heard by: Schmit­ty