Gos­sip queen: So, Nate, saw you and Erin left dur­ing lunch to­geth­er. What’s goin’ on there?
Nate: Noth­in’.
Gos­sip queen: Oh, I get it. Wink. (walks away)
Nate to John: When did eat­ing lunch with some­one cor­re­late to hav­ing pen­e­trat­ed them? I swear to god, my rep­u­ta­tion gets laid about 300% more than I do.
John: Wink.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: me