Jew­ish ex­ec­u­tive: The CEO of [name] com­pa­ny is com­ing from Is­rael for ne­go­ti­a­tions.
Red­neck ex­ec­u­tive (ex­as­per­at­ed): I hate deal­ing with Is­raelis! They’re the hard­est peo­ple to ne­go­ti­ate with. They’re nev­er sat­is­fied with any deal you work out.
Jew­ish ex­ec­u­tive: (si­lence)
Red­neck ex­ec­u­tive: It’s like wa­ter tor­ture!
Pe­on: Um, I think that’s the Chi­nese.

San Ma­teo, Cal­i­for­nia