Female office worker: My mother’s having surgery to remove a tumor in her breast today, so count me out for the lunch meeting, I’m going to wait for a phone call on her condition.
Male office worker (uncomfortably): Uh, I hope she’s ok. Have you heard from Chris today?
Female office worker: No, he’s coming in, right?
Male office worker: As far as I know, hope he doesn’t have breast cancer.
New York City, New York