Biotech girl #1: I re­al­ly need to make my pa­per more sexy, so any com­ments you have will help.
Biotech girl #2: But I’m not a sexy per­son, I don’t know how much help I’ll be.
Biotech girl #1: Oh no, you’re a very sexy per­son! You’ve writ­ten for tons of sexy jour­nals.

Carl Ic­ahn Lab­o­ra­to­ry
Prince­ton, New Jer­sey

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