Para­le­gal: What col­or is moz­zarel­la?
Of­fice man­ag­er: White, why?
Para­le­gal: Ummm…I’m go­ing to need an ex­tra bag, I am clean­ing the fridge and that bag of moz­zarel­la is like dark brown and green, and I don’t mean spots…
Of­fice man­ag­er: Uh-uh, here. (hands over bag) I hope it does­n’t start mov­ing.
(para­le­gal laughs and heads to­ward kitchen)
Para­le­gal (one minute lat­er): Hey, what col­or is ki­wi sup­pose to be?

Mi­a­mi, Flori­da

Over­heard by: joey