Paralegal: What color is mozzarella?
Office manager: White, why?
Paralegal: Ummm…I’m going to need an extra bag, I am cleaning the fridge and that bag of mozzarella is like dark brown and green, and I don’t mean spots…
Office manager: Uh-uh, here. (hands over bag) I hope it doesn’t start moving.
(paralegal laughs and heads toward kitchen)
Paralegal (one minute later): Hey, what color is kiwi suppose to be?
Overheard by: joey