Blonde: Oh my god, I had the most ter­ri­ble dream last night!
Dis­tract­ed-look­ing friend: Oh, re­al­ly? What hap­pened?
Blonde: I dreamed that some­one told me I could on­ly have one of the plas­tic surg­eries I want­ed! I al­most cried! (en­tire el­e­va­tor sti­fles laugh­ter) No, re­al­ly, why are you laugh­ing? It was hor­ri­ble!


Over­heard by: strug­gling to keep a straight face