Ditzy of­fice pe­on look­ing at preg­nant celebri­ty in mag­a­zine: It looks like she’s wear­ing one of those sha…sha-long things, ya know, that you car­ry a ba­by in.
Girl: Don’t you mean “sarong”?
Male of­fice pe­on: Ha­ha­ha you said “sh­long”!

Cen­tral Av­enue
Wood Dale, Illi­nois