Male coworker to female coworker: I like your shirt.
Female coworker: Thanks. It’s new.
Male coworker: The ruching makes your boobs look really perky.
(awkward pause)
Male coworker: I guess now would be a good time to tell you I’m gay.
Female worker: Yeah, you had me at “ruching”

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: It’s pretty obvious