Male of­fice pe­on: Do you have any mag­a­zines that are in­ter­est­ing and stim­u­lat­ing?
Fe­male of­fice pe­on (hid­ing Lo­gis­tics Man­age­ment mag­a­zine): You are not tak­ing it to the bath­room.

Clifton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: My mag­a­zines have sen­ti­men­tal val­ue