Cube dweller: Hey Liz*, wan­na hear some­thing crazy?
Liz*: Sure.
Cube dweller: That stock I bought is up 900% to­day.
Liz*: Which stock?
Cube dweller: That gay stock I bought! 900%!
Liz*: Gay stock…?
Cube dweller: Yeah–that gay tv net­work stock. I knew it! Gay tv, yes!
Liz*: Well, good for you…
Cube dweller: Man, my butt is so sore to­day…

War­ren, Michi­gan

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