Ed­i­tor #1: Look at what my mom got me! A Chanel hand­bag!
Ed­i­tor #2: Sigh. All my par­ents ever get me is jew­el­ry!
Ed­i­tor #1: Yeah, but this bag is re­al­ly prac­ti­cal. It has pock­ets.

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia