Of­fice work­er #1: So, what are they go­ing to do if the ba­by has­n’t come this week?
Of­fice work­er #2: Well, they are go­ing to have her cervix ripened on Fri­day.
Of­fice work­er #3: Um, you mean she is get­ting in­duced?
Of­fice work­er #1: Uh oh, I think Jane* just threw up in the plant.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta