Fe­male cowork­er: You’re my best friend and I love you and all but I just re­al­ly don’t want to Wikipedia Greek porn with you ever again.
Male cowork­er: It’s not porn, it’s art! They’re etch­ings.
Fe­male cowork­er: What­ev­er. Ewwww.
Male cowork­er: Se­ri­ous­ly. Wow. Ewww. (looks around room) Um­mm, yeah, I think I need to go cry in the ex­ec­u­tive show­er.

Chan­dler, Ari­zona