Female coworker: You’re my best friend and I love you and all but I just really don’t want to Wikipedia Greek porn with you ever again.
Male coworker: It’s not porn, it’s art! They’re etchings.
Female coworker: Whatever. Ewwww.
Male coworker: Seriously. Wow. Ewww. (looks around room) Ummm, yeah, I think I need to go cry in the executive shower.