(cowork­er is walk­ing down the cor­ri­dor with 3‑D glass­es on)
Girl: That’s a bit odd. Does he re­al­ize he’s on­ly go­ing to see things in col­or, not in 3‑D?
Guy: You did­n’t just say that.
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, how many di­men­sions do you think I am?
Girl: One.

Port­land, Ore­gon