Of­fice la­dy on phone to son: I don’t know, I think we have it on tape… on tape. Video tape. No, not DVD, video tape. It’s black and rec­tan­gu­lar, and you put it in the VCR to watch movies. The VCR?… It’s… look, just wait till I get home, okay?

Pick­town, Ohio

Over­heard by: try­ing not to laugh