Fe­male of­fice work­er #1: I had a job stuff­ing en­velopes and it de­stroyed my cu­ti­cles.
Fe­male of­fice work­er #2: Yeah, I had one where I had to fold let­ters all day and I got a ton of pa­per cuts.
On­ly male in de­part­ment: Oh, I have a sto­ry about a bloody hand job.

Troy, New York

Over­heard by: Sneak­er