Manager: How is your monitor? It’s not very old, right?
Cubicle chick: It works, yeah.
Manager: I’m going to get everyone flat screens eventually, but I’m going to do it two or three at a time.
Cubicle chick: Awesome!
Manager: But yours looks pretty good for now.
Cubicle chick: I can break it if you want me to.
Manager: I’d rather.… you didn’t.
Cubicle chick: Gotcha.
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