South­ern woman: No! You suck the head be­cause that’s where all the juice is!
Con­fused em­ploy­ee #1: I thought your shirt said “Bite the head off and eat the meat!“
Con­fused em­ploy­ee #2: What the fuck are you sadis­tic bitch­es talk­ing about?
South­ern woman (laugh­ing): Craw­dads! I’m talk­ing about craw­dads!

West Far­go, North Dako­ta

Over­heard by: Ori­on