Em­ploy­ee at mi­crowave: You know those meat­balls have meat in them?
Mi­crowav­ing em­ploy­ee: Right? Hence, meat­balls.
Em­ploy­ee at mi­crowave: Don’t you know the day?
Mi­crowav­ing em­ploy­ee: Sure, it is Fri­day all day.
Em­ploy­ee at mi­crowave: Well, it’s Lent, too.
Mi­crowav­ing em­ploy­ee: You don’t say… See­ing as how I am a big Jew we don’t cel­e­brate that.

Tin­ley Park, Illi­nois