Of­fice work­er on speak­er­phone: Hel­lo.
Creepy cus­tomer: I was just sit­ting here eat­ing some creamed corn and think­ing about you so I thought that I would give you a call.
Of­fice work­er: Please hold and I will trans­fer you to my su­per­vi­sor.

1st Av­enue
Birm­ing­ham, Al­aba­ma