Nurse as­sis­tant to pa­tient: Do you want corn, car­rots, or peas?
Pa­tient: Cake.
Nurse as­sis­tant: Cake is­n’t a veg­etable. What would you like to drink?
Pa­tient: Cook­ies.
Nurse as­sis­tant: You can’t drink cook­ies.

St. John Hos­pi­tal
De­troit, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: I was laugh­ing