Fe­male cowork­er #1: Squig­gy com­mit­ted sui­cide last night.
[Long pause.]Female cowork­er #1: He seems to have jumped out of the tank and shriv­eled up on the desk top… so it looks like I’ll be get­ting an­oth­er gup­py.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Looks like it.
Fe­male cowork­er #1: Or… Yeah, I guess I’ll get an­oth­er gup­py.

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land