Boss: Could you tell me what your hol­i­day va­ca­tion is go­ing to be?
Em­ploy­ee: I will be tak­ing 2 weeks off as I am hav­ing a prob­lem with my vagi­na.

5 min­utes lat­er: a group email ask­ing every­one to please email their sched­ule.

1755 River­side Dri­ve
Ot­tawa, On­tario
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