Wait­er to cus­tomer: I’m sor­ry, but we’re out of swiss. Would you like moz­zarel­la or ched­dar?
Cus­tomer: Swiss.
Wait­er: No, we don’t have swiss. Do you want moz­zarel­la or ched­dar?
Cus­tomer: You don’t have swiss?
Wait­er: Nope, but we do have moz­zarel­la and ched­dar.
Cus­tomer: That sucks!
Wait­er: Yeah, I’m sor­ry. Would you like ei­ther moz­zarel­la or ched­dar?
Cus­tomer: What oth­er cheeses do you have?
Wait­er: Moz­zarel­la and ched­dar.
Cus­tomer: Don’t you have any oth­er cheeses?

Salt Lake City, Utah