28-year-old in­tern: How do you spell your last name?
22-year-old in­tern: “Towne”. You know, like “City” on­ly with an “e”.
28-year-old agent: Don’t you mean like “Town” with an “e”?
22-year-old in­tern: Nope, I mean “City”. But I sup­pose “Town” would work too. I nev­er thought of that.

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta