Client on phone, re­turn­ing from lunch: What, we have a meet­ing now? I’ll be there in ten min­utes. Is [the boss] around?
Ad­min: Yeah, he’s right here.
Client: Good, go kick him in the shin for me.
Ad­min: Um, you’re on speak­er­phone.
Client: I hate you! How many times have I told you nev­er to put me on speak­er­phone!?

Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin