Boss: So, where did Mike* go?
Un­der­ling: He had to go home. Some pet emer­gency. He said there’s an uniden­ti­fied liq­uid com­ing out of his cat’s ass.
Boss: Well, that’s an ex­cuse I’ve nev­er heard be­fore…

Cy­press Street
Tam­pa, Flori­da

Over­heard by: I did­n’t need to know that