Lit­tle girl: We’re go­ing to the three floor.
Mom: The third floor.
Lit­tle girl: Third floor. Mom­my, what’s on the third floor?
Mom: The cafe­te­ria. I’m gonna see if they can get you a sal­ad in­stead of the crap you eat.
[doors open, they get off and start walk­ing away.]Little girl: I eat choco­late two times every day, and there’s noth­ing you can do to change that.

Av­enue of the Amer­i­c­as
New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Dun­can