Very se­ri­ous ditzy re­cep­tion­ist: On project run­way last night, I picked the win­ner and los­er of the chal­lenge and the or­der every­one was go­ing to be called out be­fore Hei­di even called them.
Re­cep­tion­ist friend: You rock.
Very se­ri­ous ditzy re­cep­tion­ist: I know. [paus­es] But that does­n’t mean I’m made of stone.

Colum­bus, Ohio