Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: I thought the least I could do to get ready for my cruise is get­ting a pedi­cure.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #2: Are you go­ing to a biki­ni wax too?
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: No, get­ting a pedi­cure is al­ready al­most too girly for me.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #2: C’­mon An­drea*, once you have it done, you will be amazed at how neat and pret­ty it can be down there.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: No way! I like to be “all nat­ur­al,” in­clud­ing down there if you know what I mean.

Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: Em-bare-ssed