Asian girl: I on­ly know his size in mil­lime­ters ‑it’s 245.
Shoe store clerk: I won’t be able to help you, we on­ly have Amer­i­can sizes and cen­tipedes.
Asian girl: Ok, Ein­stein. Give me a 24.5 cen­tipede.

Po­tomac Mills
Wood­bridge, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Steve