Din­er in ex­pen­sive restau­rant, ar­gu­ing over the bill for his fam­i­ly Christ­mas par­ty: This wine is a lot cheap­er in the gro­cery store!
Man­ag­er: And what would your in-laws think of you if you had the fam­i­ly Christ­mas par­ty in isle three of a su­per Wal-Mart?

Illinios Street
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du