Male as­so­ciate: Hey Sean, it’s not work­ing [holds a squeeze bot­tle of flesh col­ored sauce in front of him­self.] I can’t get it to come!
Sean, slow­ly: Put the bot­tle down.
Fe­male as­so­ciate: You freak. There’s cus­tomers here!

Cen­ter Ridge Road
Rocky Riv­er, Ohio

Over­heard by: silent one