HR clerk: He got so ex­cit­ed and he crapped all over him­self.
Re­cep­tion­ist, laugh­ing: Did Jim [man­ag­er] do that again?
Hr clerk: Uh, no, I was talk­ing about my new pup­py.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Oh, for­get what I just said. Please for­get! I was sup­posed to for­get.

Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing